Wednesday 30 January 2013

SURPRISE!

As I am now sitting in Masaka after being home for only 2 days, I guess you can tell how boring the village actually is! It was really nice when I first arrived! While Caleb jumped on me as if I was Santa, Kaka stood staring at me as if she wasn't I was real or not, or maybe she was just shocked at how much weight I have actually gained, I mean I would be! It was when Elinah and Dan finally came in that I really felt at home. With Caleb already balanced on one knee and Kaka braiding my hair, Dan came over and took charge of the other knee while Elinah crawled over and grabbed my toe as if to say, "You better have missed me too Cleeton!" It was brilliant! I am definitely glad to be back with my kiddies again! 

However today I have come to Masaka again. I know what you're all thinking, "She just got back?!" but that is besides the point! I haven't been on my own laptop for over two months and I have a to-do-list the length of my arm! So I decided to take a few days in Masaka and cafe Frikadellen to shorten the list down to maybe the size of my hand. Although, all I have done is drink tea and play on facebook...it is also quite nice to get away for a few days myself though. I mean, yesterday I cleaned all of the house and prepared a shelf for Kate when she arrives so I thought I should treat myself (not that that's what I have been doing for the past two months or anything...) 

Yesterday I woke up at 7 and straight away got into my cleaning clothes (my dirtiest ones) and got on with cleaning the house. It was pretty horrid. I moved my clothes from one bag to the other and realised I have far too many items but I'll be damned if I stop shopping, then went to look at my back garden and almost burst into tears. Thankfully, James my helpful neighbour, popped over and saw the state the garden and myself were in and got into the back garden with a slasher to sort it out. To that, I owe him a cup of tea! I mean, I couldn't go to the toilet! I had to pee out the front and pray nobody looked when I squatting. I also got on my hands and knees and scrubbed our house floor until it was perfect. It still isn't that great but at least I feel I tried, I reckon we will make more effort now, not because we want to but because we have to. Four pairs of dusty feet in and out of the house every day will make a lot of mess!

In other news however MY BIG SISTER IS COMING TO UGANDA. To all those who knew and didn't tell me, you are good. I mean Michelle is possibly the worst when you tell her to keep a secret! I told her about a party once and she began to panic to the point I was wishing I hadn't told her. In the end someone else told Mum, but I'm sure Michelle would've broken eventually. Plus she has been getting jags and not called to cry about them, I must say, Michelle, you deserve an award!! (Woah, I used a lot of commas there!!) I am so excited about Michelle coming out! I can't wait to see her face at the sight of my beautiful 5 star drop toilet and my wonderful bat infested house! At least we now have some candles and in scents so you can barely smell them anymore! The one thing I am looking forward to the most though, is the biggest and best Big Sister Cuddle! It will be so good! 

I can't wait to see you both Michelle and Shrek. I love you millions.   

All my love

A very Happy Ugandan Girl. X

Monday 28 January 2013

more photos!

TOGA PARTY!
Party beads

 Volley ball on the beach
You know how I love swings (this is Holly though!) 


 Happy birthday dear Holly, Happy birthday to you! We gave her a posho cake! Made from...POSHO!

Safari time! 

ELEPHANTS!! There were loads of elephants everywhere!

Greg the lion with real lions...oooh!

 Hello Mr Giraffe!
Mr Elephant got angry that we were so close and almost charged at us, teensy bit scared!



It is hard being away from Greg, to the point I ended up kissing a giraffe, his tongue was weird and his name was Ed! 



Rachel's kiss was a little more intimate, I felt like I was interrupting by taking the photo, sadly Ed preferred her :(
SMILE GUYS! 





Okay, so not always such a happy bunch...this was a lovely walk after some giraffe kissing, I think Rachel missed Ed! 
Giraffe on safari!!




We went off track on our walk, shh...we weren't supposed to! 
Stepping stones on the walk! 




If anyone is wondering what I want for Christmas next year, it is one of these! I spent a good 20 minutes on that thing! So much fun!! 
Having to leave the wonderful Danielle behind, miss her already! 




My 'Sid the Sloth' face according to the girls, gonna watch myself tonight thanks to the new dvd from Auntie Colleen!
Do you like my hat?





I BOUGHT TOO MUCH!!!

Some of my adventures in pictures for those who can't be bothered reading! (Daniel!)

              Just arrived in Bukoba, Tanzania

The little girl who wanted a cuddle, her parents then gave us a free lift back to our hotel to save us from the rain! 

Holly stole the camera and this was the result, my favourite snap!!

 A man with a box of crisps, clearly he knew me too well!

            Craft market ladies in Arusha

Rachel and I in Dar Es Salaam

                                                                The four of us in the sheesa place, yum!

The classy birds that we are! 


 
           Night out on Zanzibar

                                                                   Marble game with a cute little guy

                We got dressed up! 



Time to grab a cuppa!

Well, where do I begin?! After my last entry I have done so much I sometimes struggle to remember it all. After Zanzibar, Holly and I travelled to Tanga. It was a bit of a waste of time in all honesty seen as Holly spent two days in bed and I just spent! I spent almost an entire day on the internet and crying to mum and dad begging them to let me come home, for parents who miss me a lot they are rather persistent about me staying across the world from them! However, after a lot of tearful diary entries I managed to hop aboard a bus to Mombasa with Holly. On the bus we met a lovely local woman who was kind enough to offer us a place to stay on our first night meaning we had free accommodation and a comfy bed, plus a shower!! It was still really hot because we were on the coast but it didn't really matter, it was free! After our free nights stay we decided maybe the woman would want her bed back so headed off to Mombasa backpackers, our new home for the next week.

Backpackers was amazing! We made so many great friends and had such a good laugh. We even went to an all night beach party with everyone to bring in the new year...now that was a party! The DJs were great and the company was a hilarious! I ended up dancing on the bar at the front of the crowd and getting in a lot of trouble with the bouncers, but it didn't stop me, I was having way too much fun (the alcohol blood level probably helped!) After getting a little more drunk and a lot more hungry I abandoned the bouncer and limped off to find some food (I fell off the bar quite a lot.) Stupidly I didn't take any money with me so had to beg for free food. This consisted of me saying to a waiter "I'm pretty hungry, but don't have any money, any chance I can have some food?" to which he replied, "Sure take a seat" and returned with a massive plate of food! I quickly munched the food and ran off before the waiter could "take me for a dance!"I actually wandered down to the group and fell asleep only to wake up in time to see the sun rise...I amn't too great with the late nights!

The first week of new year was spent very similarly, I basically slept all day every day, only waking up to visit the old town a couple of times, to have a swim (mainly to cool down)  and to watch another movie...it was great! Sadly it did have to come to an end at some point but only because we were off to Nairobi to meet our best buds, Rachel and Jen. They had sadly been involved in accident when they were in Uganda so were a little shaken up with the idea of public transport meaning the trip to Nairobi was delayed. However they arrived on Holly's birthday which we spent watching movies and eating crappy foods. Again we had a free place to stay thanks to my wonderful brother-in-law, Keith, so we had a posho cake for dinner and Holly's birthday (don't worry the night before I had actually bought her some chocolate cake which she loved!)

After our lazy day we booked our safari! I was so excited!! On the holiday I had wanted to go to Zanzibar and do a safari and thankfully I was getting to do both!! Holly didn't really fancy the safari so it was just Jen, Rachel and I which was fine. Two days after booking the safari we were in our safari bus with Jack (new guy!) and two very well dress Sri Lankan ladies, they were possibly the two funniest women ever...unintentionally. They were just ridiculous, I mean we saw a goat and they stopped to take about 50 photos, and then they were shocked that people actually peed in a hole in the ground! Needless to say they were pretty well-off.

The safari was amazing! We saw so many amazing animals and had such a great laugh. Jack was a funny guy and joined our three to make us a four (3 + 1 = 4! I should teach maths!) which was lovely. We saw 4 out of the big 5, lions, elephants, leopards and buffalo, sadly the rhinos were no where to be seen! We also saw a lot of giraffes and hippos which was amazing. If you are really interested we also saw 2 or 3 different types of gazelle, loads of zebra's, endless monkeys, hyenas and loads more! I will upload some photos because I can't actually remember everything! I even managed to get up at half 5 in the morning for an early game drive which was cool! We saw some lions feasting on their kill from the day before.

After safari we returned Nairobi, grabbed our bags and headed off to Wildebeast Eco Camp, it was beautiful, in fact it reminded me of Michelle's garden a little! Obviously it was a lot bigger and had a massive pond, but I was just waiting for Jamie or Ellen to run over and ask me to play a game! We stayed there for 5 nights and drank a lot of wine, made friends with a beautiful Canadian woman, Danielle and lay in the sun. Needless to say, Rachel got burnt while I didn't even change colour a little! If anyone ever wants to go to Kenya I must warn you, money is almost the same as the British pound, therefore it does cost an awful lot...something I wish I had been warned about!!

Finally we realised we had to return home to Uganda so packed our bags and hopped upon a night bus which took us back to our beloved home, well, sort of. We arrived in kampala and spent a week there spending once again WAY TOO MUCH MONEY. But hey, I bought some gifts for people (Jack your top is in my bag ready to come your way!) and bought myself a whole new wardrobe! Honestly, I don't think I will be needing more clothes for the rest of the year, although of course I will accept anything anyone has to offer! I may make some of the new items gifts to the children and Justine. Rachel and I managed to get extremely drunk one night to the point her ankle is now twice the size and she has to limp everywhere and we both sat crying for a while, awk. We also danced for a good 2 hours so hopefully lost some weight and didn't look too much like fools!

Now we are heading home. I am currently sitting in an internet cafe trying desperately to upload my photos which is taking hours (literally!) and then I am going to grab a taxi home to my Uganda mama and (most likely) rat filled home, but in all honesty I cannot wait!! Holly is staying an extra night in Masaka so tonight I will be spending my first ever night alone in 5 months! Can you believe that, I am a little scared so if anyone wants to call me that is completely fine!! I always enjoy coming to Masaka and hitting the post office where I get to collect post from the lovely little man that always smiles when he sees how happy I get. Thank you to Auntie Colleen for the DVDs (tonight might not be too scary with Magic Mike!), Auntie Moo and Uncle Rob, Uncle Andrew, Auntie Louise and the clan, The Southam Family (so many people now know about you by the way...I miss you all a lot!), Timone, Kirsteen, Kathryn, Granny and Grandad and of course you Mama and Shrek! I miss you all loads and hope everyone has enjoyed their cup of tea! Sorry this took so long to read!! Just think, it has taken me about an hour and a half to upload 20 photos...Uganda time, what can I say?

All my love

Your Ugandan Girl